Beaner and Ken’s Home on the Web

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Here you’ll find hundreds of clips from our show.  As always, if you have ANY requests e-mail:  ken@beanerandken.com  Have fun!

UPDATE: 7/14/08- Opie & Anthony are GONE from Syracuse! (Yay.) How do you feel about that? I’d like to hear from “Syracusians”.  email ken@beanerandken.com and let me know. Thanks!

NEW SECTION!  Just to PROVE that there is actually someone here maintaining this site, I have installed “Fan Mail” to show that all of your many e-mails have not been ignored. Many of them are pretty creative! Keep them coming! (And Thank You.)Beaner & I are enjoying our little “vacation” and we thank you for your continued support. Bean has recently discovered a very large vein of GOLD in the back yard of his New Jersey home. He spends his days waxing his private jet, reading his original hand-written Mark Twain books, and visiting his NYC penthouses.  Ken (me) won the powerball, and I spend most of my time running from the cops in one of my 47 Lamborghinis. Sometimes I even let then catch me, at which point I bribe them to let me go only to resume the chase! I now own 33,961 pairs of Chuck Taylor shoes, and am lobbying the UN to give me Diplomatic Immunity.  Miss Beaner?  He has a video blog at http://www.blogtv.com/People/GuyPatton His show is called What Just Happened?  He talks about current events, plays audio from our show, talks to fellow bloggers, etc. Miss Ken?  He has a new band called “More Cowbell”. They play cover songs and can be seen at various clubs and gathering spots around Birmingham. Go to www.morecowbellband.com for show times and band demo.  >>> For Ken Heron “Production Guy” material, click here:  http://www.beanerandken.com/category/ken-heron-production-guy/  Or choose link on the right hand side of this very page.  Thanks!

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Video: The Beaner & Ken TV Pilot

This was a VIDEO version of some of the same fun stuff you hear on the radio. We shot this pilot in various locations around Birmingham. You’ll see Ken’s fiance Holly watching him eat an Oreo cookie, FOBK #1 Jonathan serenading the police, and…  LOTS of half-naked chicks washing cars with their BOOBIES!  -Plus music videos, Hooters girls, and SO much more!

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Actor Kevin Pollack Interview

Comedian/actor Kevin Pollack talks to B&K about his latest film, and does an AMAZING Christopher Walken impression!

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A Letter from Prison - “K-Dog”

We don’t know who Aaron Neely is, but ol’ K-Dog hates him. (Apparently he’s uglier than 300 hells.) He bows down to no one, he is…  K-DOG!

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Vulcan God of The Forge

Here are a couple of Vulcan clips. They are Vulcan funny.  Have a nice Vulcan day!

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icon for podpress  Ass Crack The Magician & Mr. Wiggles [5:28m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Hands-Free Carwash

Weporting WIVE, it’s Nate Dogg in the parking wot!  Rubbing their boobies all over the cars for charity, our sponge-clad ladies got extreemely dirty for a good cause.  Go to the GALLERY section to see the pictures.

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Two guys Kissing for Kiss Tickets!

By special request…  Dave and Brad agreed to kiss each other ON THE LIPS for Kiss tickets.  Pictures exist of this event, and I will post them as soon as I can convince ‘Gay Bar Gary’ to give them back!

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