This short clip is one of Ken’s favorite one-liners from Beaner ever!

 

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In all the years of hearing listener’s stories, very few have even come CLOSE to being as unusually funny as this one.  The moral? –Don’t go looking for snakes naked.

 

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This discussion got a bunch of us non-ovary-having people in trouble! Somehow, the topic of woman NAGGING came up, and everyone (including ol’ Dave Rossi) had an opinion.    WARNING:  EX-wife content!

 

 Stop Nagging me!!! [8:46m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Ken is a very educated guy despite being kicked out of several colleges. Listen as he spins this cat “tale” of the worst thing he has ever done to an animal…  (Yes, the cat LIVED!)

 

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Can Obituaries actually be FUNNY? Apparently. Enjoy this clip, but try to ignore the relentless dance music playing constantly in the background… (Why did we used to do that? I dunno.)

 

 Funny Obituary [7:41m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Ever say something dumb about someone? Ever say something about someone without realizing they were RIGHT there behind you?  Re-live one of Ken’s most embarrassing moments…

 

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